A Disappointing Eagle

A Pavement with Back-Ache (for Edd)

Two Pieces of Fluff having Time-Travelled in an Esoteric Vehicle

The Earth, after another strange experiment by physicists involving oranges (for Ceci and Amy)

A Free-Market Termite

Two Pieces of Fluff Having Discovered a Cloaking Device

A Siamese Cat that is Nice NOT Evil (for Cat G)

Shrub, Shrub, Shrub, Shrub and Shrub, installing bedding plants (for Sam)

A Perforated Caesar (for Sam)

Dolly Parton, Inventing Switzerland (for Dave & Ross)

Lib-Dem Llama (for Sof)

Reluctant Angel (for Ellen)

A Pirahna Having Misplaced His Dentures

A Blade of Wistful Grass (for Edd)

Two bits of fluff realising that they could, in fact, smell clocks (for Chris M)

Camel and Hippo Fighting (for Sof)

Tadpole (for Edd)

Two bits of fluff having eaten what may or may not have been a banana (for Chris M)

Ice Cream (for Anon)

Millipede and Ant on a Gay Pride March

Aardvark, trampolining

A Physicist Running Through Custard Through a Door (for Ceci)

Cecil, unaware of the grave peril behind him (for Sam)

A Parliament of Dragons (for Sam)

Man on Unicycle Slaying Triceratops (for Sam)

A Sausage Dog with an Umbrella (for John)

A Renegade Parsnip (for Sam)

A Rugby Player Who's Lost His Ego (for Cat G)

Boba Fett Drinking a Pint of Boddies in Manhattan (for Nick)

A Giraffe Eating a Sausage Sandwich, Confused by the Experience, yet Enjoying It (for Ross B)

The Selfish Gene (for James)

A giraffe who has started to have carnivorous thoughts (for Sof)

Paris Hilton's rubbish dog (for Perri)

Pigeons defying a no-fly zone (for Bazza)

A man wearing precisely twelve sombreros (for Sam)

A somewhat bemused turtle utterly struggling to grasp the concept of Quantum Physics (for Chris M)

Shrub and Steve at the fun-fair (for Sof)

Vampire Flying Fish (for Gav)

A flock of bees descending with malicious intent on Tunbridge wells. Also with lances. (for Sam)

Everest feeling big and clever (for Sam)

A Bi-Curious Rancor (for Chris M)

A Tired Snail (for Melanie)

A Badger Playing Guitar (Hero) (for Stray)

A Ninja Beetle (for Saz R)

A Lemur translating the works of Jean-Paul Sartre (for Gary A)

George Formby conducting a Ukulele Orchestra (for Gary A)

King Charles Cavalier Spaniel (for Will & Gemma)

Salmonella typhi (for Jo and Jo's Broken Car)

A Cat in Sparkly Glittery Socks (for Grace dV)

The continent of Australia on a drunken orgy in quite the wrong ocean (for Sam)

A Most Furious Hamster (for Sam)

Two Bits of Fluff Looking at what May or May Not be a Banana (for Andy M)

A Squirrel of the French Resistance (for Pav)

Satan at a Luau (for Andy W)

Cat on Rollerskates (for Louise)

I'm slightly back

Hello, champs.

I'm back now. There's going to be some turbination going on. I'll email anyone with a pending request when I've put them up, and hopefully will be doing that in the next two or three days.

56k modems simply don't support Turbo Art, I'm afraid.

Love,

Matt.

A Man Running in Terror from a Flock of Butterflies (for Sam B)

A Wise Owl (for Sof)

A Mole Reading a Newspaper (for Sof)

A Squirrel Attacking Many Prawns with Hammer (for Sof)

The Owl, Pussy-cat and a Pea-Green boat (for Caroline S)

A Pot Noodle Disguised as a Scientist (for Ceri)

Coconut Man (for Adrian)

A Cup of Something Unsettling (for Sam)

A Welsh Knight with Insomnia (for Anon)

Rainbow with Leprechaun at one end and a pot of gold t'other (for Anon)

Iain's Girlfriend (for Iain)

Octopus playing Twister (for J-dogg)

Cloud Nine (for Supal P)

Intergalactic Space-Rabbit (for Ceri)

Peacock on a Bike (for Supal P)

Brief Interviews With Hideous Minty (for Minty)

Seven Sisters

A pink daisy dancing to "My My My" by Armand Van Helden (for Anon)

Lone Eyeball (for Sam)

Girl Pirate (for Sarah M)

Camping Trip (for Tom S)

Bee in a T-shirt with a Bee on it (for Sam)

Egg with Legs (for Sam)

The Moon Toppling (for maht)

Sparrow attacking a Rat (for Gary A)

Flamingo eating a Party Ring (for Perri)

Woodlouse (for Ceci)

Polyamorous Pogo-Sticks (for Ceci)

Duck on Land (for Andy M)

Drum kit (for Andrew G)

Saturn (for Sam)

Iron Maiden in a Fridge-Freezer (for Dave R)

A Surfing Sausage Man (for Dave R)

Ghost-mug (for Dave R)

Love-cat (for Kate B)

Bunny Rabbit (for Catherine Mc)

Misty Worm (for Dave R)

Bear on a Deckchair (for Cat G)

Severed Finger (for Sam)

Four-foot Inflatable Penguin (for Soni)

Limbless Greyhound Gaffer-taped to Skateboard (for Erica)

Tapir (for Erica)

Starfish (for Erica)

Jealous Shrew (for Sam)

Clinically Obese Cat Eating Brie (for Grace)

Fishfingers

Sheep

Milton Keynes (for Sam)

Friendly Venus Fly-trap (for Edd)

Pelican (for Rhys)

Earthworm (for Rhys)

Seahorse (for Rhys)

Stegosaurus

Smaller than average Bear vs. bigger than average Duck (for Sof)

Scared Crow (for Sam)

Happy Fish (for Debi A)

Scarecrow (for Anon)

Friedrich Nietzsche (for Edd)

Berlingo (for Dad)

Prairie Dog (for Cat)

Ironing Board Monster (for my housemates)

Sentient Lute (for Sam)

Rhino

Werechicken (for Granny Were)

The boy who wants to be Buzz Aldrin (for Addy F)

A Verilion (for Verilion)

Badger with an Axe (for Sof)

Raccoon with Rabies (for Andy M)

Giant in the Distance (for Sam)

Skunk (for Andy M)

An agile, quick and smart animal with a penchant for big mansions (for Canterbury Soul)

Dingo & Baby (for Chris M)

Preying Mantis (for Edd)

Ferret with Monocle (for Sam B)

Apatosaurus (for Sam B)

Peacock (for Perri)

Budgie in Cage (for Carrie)

Erotic Exotic Frog (for Kate)

Kangaroo with Top Hat & Pimp Cane (for Heather)

Hen (for Atyllah)

Dog (for Amy)

Gibbon (for Amy)

Unicorn (for Sam)

Scorpion (for Mart)

Squirrel

Spider Crab (for Erica)

Wasp

Orangutang

Chick

Camel

Panda (for Gaz)

Blue Whale (for Mart)

Penguin (for Ravi)

Polar Bear (For Ravi)

Giraffe (for Ravi)

Anteater (for Ravi)

Beluga Whale (for Sam B)

Minx Cat (for Kate B)

Platypus (For Lindsay)

Hippopotamus (for Jo)

Hedgehog (For Will D)

Trilobyte (for Chris W)

Bird

Squid

Lizard

Snail

Turtle

Guinea Pig

Fish

Pig

Spider

Jellyfish

Elephant

Snake

Bee