You can now purchase exclusively naff and sort of super-ace Turbo Art clothing. Click the T-shirt to whizz through to the shop and order yourself vests, T-shirts and badges, and embarrass yourself in them.
If you'd like a design on a top that isn't already available, simply email me and I'll hang one up in the shop for you.
Would you very much like one?
If emailing me doesn't work for you - for instance if you are a luddite or are lazy or simply have no inclination to do so - you can request your one-minute versions of animals or trees or anything else except willies by using the form-fields below.
People are asking if these images are copyrighted. I'll assume so, but please don't hesistate to use them as long as you link back here, or here. I'm not massively fond of thieves and strumpets and my face isn't mean so thank you for understanding.
The Queue of Pending & Requested
Chris W /T4 virus /The thief of faces /
A viking /Channel 5 desecrating Neighbours / a heron /A pig trying to get thin / An indecisive swan / A tortoise who's had his shell stolen by a renegade David Attenborough / A manitee in a tipee /