A Disappointing Eagle

A Pavement with Back-Ache (for Edd)

Two Pieces of Fluff having Time-Travelled in an Esoteric Vehicle

The Earth, after another strange experiment by physicists involving oranges (for Ceci and Amy)

A Free-Market Termite

Two Pieces of Fluff Having Discovered a Cloaking Device

A Siamese Cat that is Nice NOT Evil (for Cat G)

Shrub, Shrub, Shrub, Shrub and Shrub, installing bedding plants (for Sam)

A Perforated Caesar (for Sam)

Dolly Parton, Inventing Switzerland (for Dave & Ross)

Lib-Dem Llama (for Sof)

Reluctant Angel (for Ellen)

A Pirahna Having Misplaced His Dentures

A Blade of Wistful Grass (for Edd)

Two bits of fluff realising that they could, in fact, smell clocks (for Chris M)

Camel and Hippo Fighting (for Sof)

Tadpole (for Edd)

Two bits of fluff having eaten what may or may not have been a banana (for Chris M)

Ice Cream (for Anon)

Millipede and Ant on a Gay Pride March

Aardvark, trampolining

A Physicist Running Through Custard Through a Door (for Ceci)

Cecil, unaware of the grave peril behind him (for Sam)

A Parliament of Dragons (for Sam)

Man on Unicycle Slaying Triceratops (for Sam)

A Sausage Dog with an Umbrella (for John)

A Renegade Parsnip (for Sam)

A Rugby Player Who's Lost His Ego (for Cat G)

Boba Fett Drinking a Pint of Boddies in Manhattan (for Nick)

A Giraffe Eating a Sausage Sandwich, Confused by the Experience, yet Enjoying It (for Ross B)

The Selfish Gene (for James)

A giraffe who has started to have carnivorous thoughts (for Sof)

Paris Hilton's rubbish dog (for Perri)

Pigeons defying a no-fly zone (for Bazza)

A man wearing precisely twelve sombreros (for Sam)

A somewhat bemused turtle utterly struggling to grasp the concept of Quantum Physics (for Chris M)

Shrub and Steve at the fun-fair (for Sof)

Vampire Flying Fish (for Gav)

A flock of bees descending with malicious intent on Tunbridge wells. Also with lances. (for Sam)

Everest feeling big and clever (for Sam)

A Bi-Curious Rancor (for Chris M)

A Tired Snail (for Melanie)

A Badger Playing Guitar (Hero) (for Stray)

A Ninja Beetle (for Saz R)

A Lemur translating the works of Jean-Paul Sartre (for Gary A)

George Formby conducting a Ukulele Orchestra (for Gary A)

King Charles Cavalier Spaniel (for Will & Gemma)

Salmonella typhi (for Jo and Jo's Broken Car)

A Cat in Sparkly Glittery Socks (for Grace dV)

The continent of Australia on a drunken orgy in quite the wrong ocean (for Sam)